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Tonight

Conner McDavid.

I will sleep well tonight next to my amazingly attractive girlfriend secure in the knowledge that Canada, once again, is the hockey capital of the world.

OT

A win for the Leafs. First second round in almost 20 years. Was going to name the wolf Tavares but he made it clear that isn't his name. Sorry, a little scattered.

Oh God

A friend sent this to me. The greatest Canadian band covered one of the greatest Canadian singer/songwriters ever!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp9kZmcdBjc&list=RDMMnOE8KeCbl_A&index=17

I had the weirdest dream last night. That I was in negotiations to buy an NHL team. Exciting, right? But then it turned out to be the Ottawa Senators. Which, well, more of a nightmare than anything. Is there some form of PTSD that manifests as shitty sports franchises?

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Playoff Hockey begins this week. I officially don't care about any of you in the slightest until the Stanley Cup is awarded. Be advised.

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Today is Adrienne birthday.

So fuck this entire goddamn fucking world. I'm off to wreck Harry's supplies.

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Daisy, I appreciate it, but you got to see the figure skating from the door. Go Canadians!

Well

I'm told my DR performance went viral. Is viral still a thing? I'm old and forgetful now.

I would like to mention that I offer advanced hand to hand training on request. So, after the bruises heal, if you want some private tutoring, let me know.

Today...

...is both International Beer Appreciation and International Beaver Appreciation Day! As a result, I will be holding a parade in my own honour between here and Harry's.

I normally don't like to brag

But Adrienne and I were at a kind of fancy dinner party last night, and I ended up talking to this guy for a bit.

We're down in Florida for the weekend for Spring Training. Or 'flashing as much cleavage as possible to disgusting Red Sox players' as Adrienne seems to think it is.

Going Away For A Few Days

If anyone needs anything, I'll have my phone. Adrienne, sorry I had to rush out. Plane was waiting. Blame Fred's shitty ticket booking. I'll call you once I'm back on the ground.

For Fuck's Sake

I'm going to be a little out of touch caring for a girlfriend with a bum leg. That she dropped a motorcycle on.

Going Out

Going into the city for a few hours. Let me know if anyone needs anything?

Also, can we get these random animals under control? This is the third time I've come home to a ginger tom sleeping on top of my moosehead in my room. The door was closed and Adrienne hates cats, so I have no idea how it keeps getting in!

Vacation

Just once, I'd like to go somewhere sunny and tropical and not get stabbed, shot or beaten up. Is that too much to ask?

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Well, this has been an epicly shitty week. If anyone needs me, I'm going to spend the next couple of days in the city. Paige has all the DR programs tuned up and ready, and I'm not on comms for a few days. So, call me at the office if you need me, but unless we're talking about some nutjob trying to turn China into a thousand square kilometres of compost, don't call.

sigh

You know what I love about my job? Getting called on a Saturday to go into the office without any explanation. If anyone needs anything from the city, I'll be heading out in fifteen.

Ugh

Alright, next time I'm injured, I'm self medicating. I've got a headache worse than any three hangovers I've ever had combined, without the enjoyment of the wild, barely remembered night that possibly involved a traffic cone, a case of kiwis and a stripper named Candy beforehand. What the hell are those painkillers meant for; walrus surgery?

Thankfully, I have been moved out of the hands of Nurse Ratched and back to my room before she could make good on her threats of colonic irrigation. I'm off work and the team for the next little while due to that minor breaking all the bones in my hand thing, but I'm assured that my healing factor will return it back to full function and I will be able to play the piano.

Which I'm excited about, because I couldn't prior to the injury.

Home

I have collected every copy of Dan Brown in the mansion, along with the copies of Assassin's Creed 1 and 2, and have burned them. Attempting to replace these items will result in me shooting you.

Seriously.

Oh Adrienne...

My Jays might be losing, but they are doing so honestly...

http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2009/07/31/suffering_from_roid_rage/