I normally don't like to brag

[xp_dominion]

But Adrienne and I were at a kind of fancy dinner party last night, and I ended up talking to this guy for a bit.



We're down in Florida for the weekend for Spring Training. Or 'flashing as much cleavage as possible to disgusting Red Sox players' as Adrienne seems to think it is.

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[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Who would've thought I'd have to date a Canadian to get an invite to the White House? Thanks for being my way in. I've always wanted to go on a powers spree there to see who all's boned in the oval office. Taft, you dirty, dirty dog.

And hey, the cleavage is as much a distraction for your players as it is an inspiration for mine. I know this cuz it's been five innings and your guys haven't scored yet. For the first time this year.

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

That's why you kept ducking the Secret Service to go into other rooms?

Hasn't been distracting Stroman though.

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

OMG! I saw the picture and I thought no ...that can't be him ...but it totally was!

Is his hair as nice in real life as it looks in pictures? Is he super dreamy? Would you do him? DID YOU DO HIM?!

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

We got talking about the Expos at that point.

And he does have remarkable hair. I think it might be a mutant power.

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

Canada would absolutely vote in a mutant PM.

How have I not gotten my citizenship yet...

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

I don't know about someone who was openly and obviously a mutant. M-Day tore up a lot of old wounds and anxieties. But the fact that we've held the line on programs like Gamma Flight in the face of all of that is encouraging.

I don't know why you haven't either. I mean, you lived up there for years. I know that they'd likely pull some strings.

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

That's kinda what I meant... attitudes and such are different up there.

I was just a landed immigrant forever. Didn't bother with it. I now totally get why illegals here never bothered applying when that one president gave amnesty to all ... status quo is oddly satisfying lol

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

Oh be honest, Beulah. You didn't want to have to explain why your high school had a pigpen and a cornfield attached to the main shack.

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

I have good memories of that cornfield, brat. Nothing quite like epic tickle fights with corn silk.

You're just jealous because you never got sent home from school due to snow.

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

Ah, what it must be like to grow up where the stigma of incest is minor...

I never got sent home due to the upcoming Rapture or for prayer, so we're even.

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

Cousin love is legal, just so you know.

Speaking of which, I also learned how to put a condom on a corncob in that field...still think my childhood was better than yours :p

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

You dated that corncob for three years. You almost took it to your prom. I don't think it counts.

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

Seeing as the corncob has been in a coma for eons...yeah, I don't know if it counts either :p

Let's go drink now that I'm sad about my childhood -- oh wait, you guys are off gallivanting again. Boo. Now who am I going to cry to??

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

Don't you have a literal 'old man' now? He can tell you what it was like in the days before electricity... wait, that was grade school for you.

And Adrienne has just warned me that she intends to make me pay for insulting you.

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

You'll never understand the joys of chamber pots...

And good! That's my wife! <3 I'll just have to drink and send her inappropriate pics and not you. That'll learn ya.