For Fuck's Sake

[xp_dominion]

I'm going to be a little out of touch caring for a girlfriend with a bum leg. That she dropped a motorcycle on.

Comments

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Could be worse, she could have dropped a building on it.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I haven't done that in YEARS!

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

That you have done it at all is intriguing. Please, elaborate on this building shenanigans.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Fighting bad guys in the Middle East. Protecting students from evil mutants with barn-flattening-capabilities and all that hero shit. Because I'm awesome.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Yeah, not her finest freaking moment.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Hey! HEY! We had a deal! You were supposed to heckle him about your Yankees beating his Jays! You could have pointed out that they're losing ground on first place. Or that they've NEVER won a series in New Yankee Stadium. Instead you heckle ME?!?!

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

That wasn't a deal! It was a side project!

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

DAMNIT! I knew I should have made you sign something!

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Oh, like you've never dropped a motorcycle on YOUR leg.

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

Nope. I was only ever assigned to a horse.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Because if you had a motorcycle you'd probably drop it on your leg?

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

So what you're saying is you were stepped on by said horse?

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

I am making dinner tonight for Adrienne. I'll put out another plate for you too.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

And I have wine.