Tonight

[xp_dominion]

Conner McDavid.

I will sleep well tonight next to my amazingly attractive girlfriend secure in the knowledge that Canada, once again, is the hockey capital of the world.

Comments

[xp_bright]

Hockey as in roller blades and sticks or ice skating and fighting?

[xp_dominion]

Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together Brighter than a lucky penny.

[xp_bright]

Why are you so weird sometimes? Is it the booze?

[xp_banshee]

Well, he did mention his amazingly attractive girlfriend. Don't rule her out for distracting him from words and sense.

[xp_bright]

Ooh. Right. But he’s so old, should he still be doing that? Won’t he have a heart attack?

[xp_banshee]

Hush, you. He's four years older than I am. Give or take.

[xp_bright]

Are you sure? I was positive he was ancient. Like 30 at least.

[xp_banshee]

You're ridiculous.

[xp_cypher]

It was a hell of a goal. Solid identifying of the defender out of position, a sharp pass, and a great one-timer. Can't fault you for feeling your oats, it's well deserved.

[xp_dominion]

It's what happens when you fail to assign a defender to one of the greatest hockey players in the world. Deeply satisfying.

[xp_cyclops]

You know, I can't even be mad, well played and well deserved to be honest. Now, my grandparents on the other handthey aren't so understanding yet, my granddad and some of his friends across hte border have been keeping up a stream of insults for days...but then that's their usual method of communication.