Tonight

[xp_dominion]

Conner McDavid.

I will sleep well tonight next to my amazingly attractive girlfriend secure in the knowledge that Canada, once again, is the hockey capital of the world.

Comments

[xp_banshee]

Well, he did mention his amazingly attractive girlfriend. Don't rule her out for distracting him from words and sense.

[xp_bright]

Ooh. Right. But he’s so old, should he still be doing that? Won’t he have a heart attack?

[xp_banshee]

Hush, you. He's four years older than I am. Give or take.

[xp_bright]

Are you sure? I was positive he was ancient. Like 30 at least.

[xp_banshee]

You're ridiculous.