Ugh

[xp_dominion]

Alright, next time I'm injured, I'm self medicating. I've got a headache worse than any three hangovers I've ever had combined, without the enjoyment of the wild, barely remembered night that possibly involved a traffic cone, a case of kiwis and a stripper named Candy beforehand. What the hell are those painkillers meant for; walrus surgery?

Thankfully, I have been moved out of the hands of Nurse Ratched and back to my room before she could make good on her threats of colonic irrigation. I'm off work and the team for the next little while due to that minor breaking all the bones in my hand thing, but I'm assured that my healing factor will return it back to full function and I will be able to play the piano.

Which I'm excited about, because I couldn't prior to the injury.

Comments

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Are you allowed to eat solids, or are you still restricted to orange juice in tubes?

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

I am totally on solid foods. Although I can get in some orange juice for you if you'd prefer.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Is Canadian orange juice in bags like milk is? Because I am not sure a bag of orange juice sounds like a good idea when you have one hand.

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

I'll find one of those plastic jugs that guys like to pick up and pretend like they're lifting weights.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I will pick up dinner on the way to the mansion, if you like but I insist on orange juice. You promised.

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

I have orange juice and, like, seven months of TiVo here. We'll figure out something to do.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Oh, I am sure we can find something.