Holy God in heaven! Warn a person next time. That's even creepier then the Stepford's on a 'being creepy' binge. I believe 'all the lights on' and 'music turned up loud' are going to be needed for reading these mission reports if pictures like that are included.
Ouch. I was gonna ask for a bad guy finger but I don't think I want one from a kid. Don't you have super strength and healing factor or something? I don't understand how kids could beat you up.
Let me buy you a beer and use my breasts to make Harry put on the Jays/Indians game and you can cry on my shoulder about the kids?
no subject
no subject
no subject
Need a little medicine? Say, 100-some-odd proof? Got a nice Scotch here and two glasses.
You put ice in it and I will fucking cut you.
no subject
no subject
no subject
He gets to whine, I get to bitch.
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
I think this is the one that kept kicking me in the teeth.
no subject
no subject
Also? Lose some weight.
no subject
no subject
I'll buy you your last decent meal before you go on Weight Watchers.
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
Let me buy you a beer and use my breasts to make Harry put on the Jays/Indians game and you can cry on my shoulder about the kids?
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject