Oh Lord

[xp_dominion]

Alright, so the classless baggage that is currently hanging around my room is my younger sister Victoria Kane. She is here to visit me for my birthday, even though I seem to recall when she asked what I wanted for my birthday, the answer was 'stay away from where I live at all costs'.

There are officially rules. Do not sleep with my sister. She may try, but the person I will blame will be you. I will misuse all powers granted to me by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, a father emmeshed in the highest levels of British Intelligence and the fact fact that I'm bigger and stronger than most of you in response to any infraction of this one rule.

She is not to be trusted. There will be stories. They are lies. Again, not to be trusted. Especially in regards to whether or not she needs another drink. Do not be fooled by her wily Canadian ways.

If I do not survive this weekend, it will be entirely her fault. I want that documented beforehand.

Comments

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan, kid.

Any idea where you're starting the crawl?

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

Harry's, and from there, assuming I don't take my own life as a mercy killing, it's up to Pinky and the Brain.

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

What's the under/over on alcohol poisoning for you, anyway?

For tonight, given your delicate condition, figure we'll start you with Scotch and work up from there.

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

Good question. I've never had alcohol poisoning or even a hangover. I can get drunk, but Hudson says that the combination between the endurance and healing factor means that I'd need to be IVing it to cause any actual damage.

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

Vikks gives you a hard enough time, we can always take one out of Medical.

We can get Lil to get your sister well and truly hammered. And to capture whatever happens from there. Pretty sure Lil won't let her go home with anyone really skanky.

[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

Lil is getting Kanes of both sexes well and truly hammered as well as herself. No one is going home sober.

[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

Narf!