Oh Lord

[xp_dominion]

Alright, so the classless baggage that is currently hanging around my room is my younger sister Victoria Kane. She is here to visit me for my birthday, even though I seem to recall when she asked what I wanted for my birthday, the answer was 'stay away from where I live at all costs'.

There are officially rules. Do not sleep with my sister. She may try, but the person I will blame will be you. I will misuse all powers granted to me by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, a father emmeshed in the highest levels of British Intelligence and the fact fact that I'm bigger and stronger than most of you in response to any infraction of this one rule.

She is not to be trusted. There will be stories. They are lies. Again, not to be trusted. Especially in regards to whether or not she needs another drink. Do not be fooled by her wily Canadian ways.

If I do not survive this weekend, it will be entirely her fault. I want that documented beforehand.

Comments

[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

All her stories are true and I will confirm every single one of them. Some with photographic evidence!

And the answer to the question of whether or not she needs another drink is always yes.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I think I would like to hear some of these stories. Well, the ones I have not heard already.

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

I said that they are all lies!

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

That does not mean I cannot listen to them.

[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

THAT is a lie.

[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

That can certainly be arranged. Vikks will probably want a fee in some liquid form.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I would expect nothing less.

[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

Deal. I'm sure Gar's getting dragged out tonight so if you want them face to face it will have to be tomorrow.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

It sounds more like he is going to hide under his bed, so perhaps not. But tomorrow is just as good.

Especially if someone has video of Victoria dragging Garrison out from under his bed.

[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

I've got the camera all charged and ready.